1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:09,599 (Male Announcer reads text on screen) 2 00:00:09,679 --> 00:00:15,119 (Musical jingle) 3 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:20,079 right music] 4 00:00:29,359 --> 00:00:30,718 [casual upbeat music] 5 00:00:30,719 --> 00:00:32,678 Engineering a softball team is no different 6 00:00:32,679 --> 00:00:33,879 than engineering a refinery. 7 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,038 You put the right people on the right tasks.t 8 00:00:36,039 --> 00:00:37,118 than engineeYes! a refinery. 9 00:00:37,119 --> 00:00:38,478 YoAll right, we're onple oa three-year skid.t 10 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:41,129 So whatever it takes to kick CornPulse Energy's ass. 11 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,718 I got just the plan! 12 00:00:42,719 --> 00:00:44,199 Where'd these new unis come from? 13 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,279 Medhi ordered them. I got - Nice!e plan! 14 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,438 WherNice work!new u- It's badass. 15 00:00:46,439 --> 00:00:48,078 All right, team, pay attention, pay attention. 16 00:00:48,079 --> 00:00:49,639 Tanner, you've got the youngest limbs 17 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:50,678 you're going to pitch. 18 00:00:50,679 --> 00:00:51,639 Young and spry. 19 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,640 Insulators, you're in the outfield, 20 00:00:53,641 --> 00:00:55,078 because you don't have a dental plan. 21 00:00:55,079 --> 00:00:56,078 Taser will help, 22 00:00:56,079 --> 00:00:57,118 look at him, he's huge as fuck. 23 00:00:57,119 --> 00:00:58,158 Huge. 24 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,118 Painters, I'm sorry, 25 00:00:59,119 --> 00:01:00,358 you're going to be riding the pine, 26 00:01:00,359 --> 00:01:01,519 because you're all cross-eyed. 27 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,758 you're going to be [all talking over each other] 28 00:01:02,759 --> 00:01:05,119 Look, look, look, I don't becawant to hear it, okay?yed. 29 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,639 Homer, you've got the softest hands, you'll be on first. 30 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,639 10-4. 31 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,399 I thought I had the softest hands. 32 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,878 You do. 33 00:01:11,879 --> 00:01:15,399 At third, because he's a psychopath, Backwoods. 34 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,450 And that's our team. 35 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,639 At thirdNice!ause he's a psychop- Yes!ackwoods. 36 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:18,840 Yeah! - Medhi! 37 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:20,438 Ooh, Dewey! 38 00:01:20,439 --> 00:01:23,079 Yes, of course, you are a batboy. 39 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,399 Perfect. - Strategically sound. 40 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,120 That's a good position. - What?! 41 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:28,518 Perfect. That is not a position. 42 00:01:28,519 --> 00:01:30,959 Ooh, no, it's your cover story, it's a ruse. 43 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,120 I need your rat-like senses to spy on the other team. 44 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,200 All right, let's beat these cornfuck 45 00:01:36,201 --> 00:01:38,158 ethanol-producing hypocrites. - Yeah. 46 00:01:38,159 --> 00:01:39,438 They're all still driving 47 00:01:39,439 --> 00:01:41,158 gas-guzzling trucks to work every day, aren't they? 48 00:01:41,159 --> 00:01:42,119 [everyone cheering] 49 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,238 Hypocrites! 50 00:01:43,239 --> 00:01:45,000 [everyone cheering] 51 00:01:45,079 --> 00:01:47,759 Here we have the memorial trophy cabinet. 52 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:48,798 It's a little sparse, 53 00:01:48,799 --> 00:01:50,639 but you know what, memoriwe're proud.binet. 54 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,719 Five years, no trophies? 55 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,358 Someone explain to me how that boosts worker morale. 56 00:01:55,359 --> 00:01:58,078 Oh, losing is super fun with the right attitude. 57 00:01:58,079 --> 00:01:59,529 And the right bevvies. - Yeah. 58 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:01,358 And we're gonna be there, withpumping 'em up,tude. 59 00:02:01,359 --> 00:02:03,159 playing the music, cheering. 60 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,318 Return the uniforms, 61 00:02:04,319 --> 00:02:06,158 they can play in their personal clothing. 62 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,919 And stop spending money behind my back. 63 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,959 Actually, Medhi paid for these. 64 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,158 [in unison] Ooh! 65 00:02:11,159 --> 00:02:13,519 How much money did he make Actuathe company this year?ese. 66 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,239 Well, if, uh, if Medhi approved it, 67 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,400 I'm fine with it. 68 00:02:16,401 --> 00:02:18,359 So you going to this bush league bullshit today? 69 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,478 Yes, I'm gonna cheer the gang on. 70 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:22,279 They've asked me to throw the first pitch. 71 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,120 Yes, I'm gonna chOh, la-di-da!on. 72 00:02:24,121 --> 00:02:28,519 They've asked me to How come I'm not number one? 73 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,719 Two is a very auspicious number. 74 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,039 It holds great respect. 75 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,158 Really? - Mm-hmm. 76 00:02:33,159 --> 00:02:34,158 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Yeah. 77 00:02:34,159 --> 00:02:35,918 That could be your nickname, actually. 78 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:37,478 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Number two? 79 00:02:37,479 --> 00:02:38,478 The Deuce. 80 00:02:38,479 --> 00:02:39,679 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Ah! The Deuce. 81 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,080 Yeah, the Deuce. 82 00:02:41,081 --> 00:02:42,239 You got this. 83 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,380 Make way for the Deuce! 84 00:02:43,439 --> 00:02:44,879 Okay. - Mmm mmm. 85 00:02:45,879 --> 00:02:47,360 Oh, I see what you did there. 86 00:02:47,439 --> 00:02:48,639 Nice. 87 00:02:48,719 --> 00:02:50,439 Get ready for the Deuce to drop! 88 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,799 [Jenn]. Janet, get the door! 89 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,759 Better help the bullpen has a plunger. 90 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,959 Here's a good spot. Yes. 91 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,399 No, this is- - If you don't mind maybe, 92 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,999 starting a cheer for my first plate appearance,. 93 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,399 it would be much appreciated. 94 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,839 starting a cheer for my firYeah. We got this.e,. 95 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:03,839 Thank you very much. 96 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:04,839 starting a cheer for my firYeah. WYay!t this.e,. 97 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,530 [Dewey] Enjoy. Thank - Okay.y much. 98 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,710 starting a cheer for my Let's go, boys! Let's go! 99 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:10,999 Gonna be the fourth year in a row. 100 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,560 I need this win! 101 00:03:12,561 --> 00:03:14,239 Do you even know how to use that thing? 102 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,438 Yes, I watched a YouTube video. 103 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:16,438 Oh my God. 104 00:03:16,439 --> 00:03:18,800 [Bennett]. Hot wieners! Hot buns! 105 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:21,879 Taste my salty hot buns and mystery meat. 106 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,599 There you go. 107 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,158 [people laughing] 108 00:03:25,159 --> 00:03:26,679 What the fuck? 109 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,478 Look at those CornPulse bastards! 110 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:29,438 I want to know their game plan, 111 00:03:29,439 --> 00:03:30,520 their batting order, 112 00:03:30,521 --> 00:03:32,038 and any potential injuries they might have. 113 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:34,560 But most importantly, if you get captured, 114 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,869 and any potential inkeep your mouth shut!e. 115 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:38,299 Wait, I can get captured? 116 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,080 Hey, hey, hey, boys! 117 00:03:40,159 --> 00:03:41,639 Drinking? Don't you get it? 118 00:03:41,759 --> 00:03:44,439 This game is about more than just winning. 119 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:45,879 This is a statement. 120 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,399 People in our community think that we are the bad guys, huh, 121 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,319 the evil, coal-burning stepchild. 122 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,959 People in our community think thBut we are gonna show themh, 123 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,439 by winning this softball tournament what we are made of! 124 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,080 [in unison] Yeah! 125 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,680 Hey, man, we're just trying to have some fun. 126 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,400 It's the frickin' weekend. 127 00:04:01,479 --> 00:04:03,479 Guys, we can have fun and still win. 128 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,038 We just need to pace ourselves and not get too fucked up. 129 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:07,879 [Homer]. Roger that, Todder. 130 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,399 We just need to pace ourselves and not You rang?ucked up. 131 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,079 LFG, let's go, boys! 132 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,038 We just need to pace ourselves and [in unison] Yeah!d up. 133 00:04:12,039 --> 00:04:13,539 Taser what are you doing, man? 134 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:14,959 We just need to pace ourselves and [iRelax, Medhi.h!d up. 135 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,040 I like to enjoy my beverage without the use of my ass. 136 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,680 We are so fucked. 137 00:04:20,439 --> 00:04:21,829 Okay, can you do this? -Yes. 138 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:23,078 Good! Now get out there! 139 00:04:23,079 --> 00:04:24,240 Aaaahh! 140 00:04:24,241 --> 00:04:26,078 Don't get captured! Stay behind their eye-line! 141 00:04:26,079 --> 00:04:27,398 Get down! - Wooh! 142 00:04:27,399 --> 00:04:29,078 Don't get captured! StHe's gonna fuck it up.ne! 143 00:04:29,079 --> 00:04:30,399 Get down! Faster! 144 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,119 DStop eating double cheeseburgers every night,! 145 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,810 we might actually have a chance! 146 00:04:34,811 --> 00:04:36,518 DStop eating double cheeseburFaster!ery night,! 147 00:04:36,519 --> 00:04:38,800 Oh, get their balls. 148 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,078 Up! Down! 149 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:41,119 Get away from me! 150 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,719 What the fuck are you doing, man? 151 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:43,919 Get away from me. 152 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:44,919 No, you suck it! 153 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:45,958 What do we have here? 154 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:46,919 [Captain Corn]. Get outta here! 155 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,240 WhSecret game plans.? 156 00:04:48,241 --> 00:04:49,599 [Captain Corn]. Beat his ass!! 157 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,838 What the fuck are you doing back here? 158 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:52,479 My peripheries get all screwed up sometimes. 159 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,620 Get the fuck outta here. 160 00:04:53,639 --> 00:04:55,000 I was chasing a $5 bill. 161 00:04:55,079 --> 00:04:58,120 If you see a $5 bill with Harry Potter written on the back, 162 00:04:58,199 --> 00:04:59,759 I was just chasing it, so. 163 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,119 Oh, fuck Roach! 164 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,958 Don't drain your weasel in the middle of the field, 165 00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:06,958 Oyou ditch pig! 166 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:08,119 Don't drain your weasel in Someone's gonna slip in that! 167 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,679 There's a porta-john over there, man! 168 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,120 I gotta flow! 169 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,600 Don't slip in Roach's piss, everybody! 170 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,399 Hey! 171 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,519 [Billy]. What are the odds? 172 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,360 Hey there, neighbour! 173 00:05:23,439 --> 00:05:24,999 What are you doing here? 174 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,519 Oh, pays like 20 an hour cash, plus a free beer, right? 175 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:29,719 WhaIt's charity work.re? 176 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,279 I like to pay it forward. 177 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,519 Shit, Auds, you got some heat, girl! 178 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,120 Oh! Sorry, brother! 179 00:05:38,121 --> 00:05:39,799 What the fuck is that? 180 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,399 Sorry, welder's elbow! 181 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,878 [Backwoods]. What Sure, it is.hat? 182 00:05:42,879 --> 00:05:44,439 Blankin' too much dicky! 183 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:51,279 [light playful music] 184 00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:54,040 Are you, um, working? 185 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,959 It's for the kids, you got 40 bucks? 186 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,039 It's just 'cause I had to- 187 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,199 You know what, 188 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,518 I'm just gonna go sit down and, and watch the game. 189 00:06:00,519 --> 00:06:02,198 Okay, great. I'll join ya! 190 00:06:02,199 --> 00:06:03,398 I'm just gonna go sit down and, and Great!the game. 191 00:06:03,399 --> 00:06:05,959 [kids chanting]. Conch, Conch, Conch, Conch! 192 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,799 [Barb]. Oh God, look who just arrived. 193 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,910 I kinda feel like she wants to wear my skin. 194 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,439 I know, but she's so loaded! 195 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,878 [groans] I mean, I would trade places with her in a- 196 00:06:14,879 --> 00:06:16,399 [in unison] Heartbeat. 197 00:06:17,639 --> 00:06:19,878 Hey, so here are my stats. 198 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:20,838 Oh. Okay. 199 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,399 And a little slugger card. 200 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,959 [Bev]. Oh, Dale! 201 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:26,680 Can you introduce me as Dinger Dale? 202 00:06:26,681 --> 00:06:28,599 It says here you're on the bench, sweetie. 203 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,240 Oh, but I'm staying loose. 204 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:33,879 Hot tube steaks on a bun! 205 00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:36,399 Tightly packed lips and assholes! 206 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,680 So delicious you'll forget to chew. 207 00:06:38,681 --> 00:06:39,878 You've got to be shitting me. 208 00:06:39,879 --> 00:06:40,958 What are you doing here? 209 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:44,198 Fulfilling the Youconditions of my parole.e. 210 00:06:44,199 --> 00:06:45,239 [Todd]. Down an eye, are ya? 211 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,239 Fulfilling the YoucondiYou sober now?role.e. 212 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,680 [Todd]. California sober.ya? 213 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,078 Fulfilling the YOkay. Take two chilli dogs.. 214 00:06:50,079 --> 00:06:51,519 [Bennett cawing] 215 00:06:51,639 --> 00:06:54,160 Bennett, I see your YOkaywieners are intact.ogs.. 216 00:06:54,161 --> 00:06:55,479 That's a good side hustle for ya. 217 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,199 Come here. 218 00:06:57,319 --> 00:07:00,040 There's been a lot of chatter about decertification. 219 00:07:00,041 --> 00:07:01,958 I'm concerned about the state of the union. 220 00:07:01,959 --> 00:07:03,078 That's American. 221 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:04,239 This is a union town. 222 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,039 Look, shit will go sideways if that happens. 223 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,199 Shit can't go sideways. 224 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,878 Only if it hits a very powerful fan. 225 00:07:08,879 --> 00:07:09,838 Good to know. 226 00:07:09,839 --> 00:07:12,078 We need to speak to Conch's board. 227 00:07:12,079 --> 00:07:13,198 Is that something you can do? 228 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,559 We need to speak No, we're both gonna do it. 229 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,278 I just called an emergency board meeting. 230 00:07:16,279 --> 00:07:18,239 They're coming to NImperial Valley tomorrow.. 231 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:20,639 I just called an emeThat is fantastic.ng. 232 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,078 They're coming to NImperiaWhat the..?morrow.. 233 00:07:22,079 --> 00:07:24,439 There's a fucking bite out of this. 234 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,838 They're coming to NImperiaWow, great.morrow.. 235 00:07:25,839 --> 00:07:27,920 You didn't put any chilli on. 236 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,439 No tip? 237 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,519 Welcome back. 238 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,878 [Bennett].Put the tip in your mouth, huh? How about that? 239 00:07:32,879 --> 00:07:34,480 Put my tip in your mouth. 240 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,278 There you go. - Ooh, thank you. 241 00:07:38,279 --> 00:07:39,639 Doing all right? 242 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,518 Hey, Billy, don't you have some bases to clean or something? 243 00:07:41,519 --> 00:07:42,879 Okay, well, duty calls. 244 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,800 Great to see you. Yeah. Yeah. 245 00:07:44,879 --> 00:07:47,119 Oh. Oh. Yeah. - Really, really good to see ya. 246 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,119 Okay, see ya, Billy. 247 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,230 Oh.[Billy].h. - Really, rea Yeah.od to see ya. 248 00:07:50,231 --> 00:07:51,958 OkaHe's harmless.ly. 249 00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:53,199 Yeah, and I'm sober. 250 00:07:53,319 --> 00:07:54,800 Ok[Daina laughing]y. 251 00:07:54,801 --> 00:07:58,518 Did you guys go to school together or something or? 252 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:01,278 Yeah, no, we just have a history. 253 00:08:01,279 --> 00:08:02,920 It's nothing crazy. 254 00:08:02,921 --> 00:08:05,719 Yeah, no, we just Okay, let's play some ball. 255 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:06,919 Come on, what's the holdup? 256 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,480 I got shit to do. 257 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,879 This is so exciting. 258 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,239 I've never thrown a first pitch before. [chuckles] 259 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,759 You got this, you got this. 260 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,999 [Barb]. Hey, you softball people, it's Barb. 261 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,040 [Bev]. And Bev, also known as- 262 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,759 [Barb]. Hey,Bum and Bummer!eople, Bum and Bummer! 263 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,119 What the fuck is Bum and Bummer? 264 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,159 [crowd chanting]. Bum and Bummer! 265 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,198 What the fuck is Bum and Bummer, that's right. 266 00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:27,479 So, it's time for the first pitch, 267 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,159 which is gonna be Bum athrown by none otherght. 268 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:34,039 than Conch Industries' Chelsea, the wild thang, Nakamura! 269 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,359 w[crowd cheering] Bum athr[horn blaring]herght. 270 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,319 Um... 271 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,918 w[crowd cheering] Bum athrLet's do this.herght. 272 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,359 Hey, what's going on out there? 273 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,590 Jenn throwing the first pitch. [murmuring] 274 00:08:44,161 --> 00:08:46,999 Hey, what's gBut...n out there? 275 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,119 Okay, looks like there's a slight change of plans 276 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,919 and the first pitch is going to be thrown by our other boss, 277 00:08:53,039 --> 00:08:54,359 the Deuce, Jenn Conch. 278 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,080 Oh, she's a douche, all right. 279 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:57,319 thWhat a bitch move.h. 280 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,719 I know, I don't know what the fuck. 281 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,919 All right, put a little mustard on it for ya.. 282 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,750 I kn[Steph].n't know wh Okay! fuck. 283 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:04,639 So good! 284 00:09:04,759 --> 00:09:06,879 Use your good arm! [laughter] 285 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,080 Let's give it up for Jenn, the douche, Conch, everyone. 286 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,799 Fuck it, let's chug it. 287 00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:15,479 [Barb]. Okay, okay, guys. 288 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:17,639 Grab your nuts and your other snacks. 289 00:09:17,759 --> 00:09:19,399 The game's gonna start soon. 290 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,518 How much longer do I have to fucking be here? 291 00:09:27,519 --> 00:09:28,959 [Janet]. Well, it's a beautiful day. 292 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,759 Oh, hey, miss, can I haget like your photo?e? 293 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,558 It'll be my new background. 294 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:34,758 Oh, I want in on this. 295 00:09:34,759 --> 00:09:36,959 Oh, uh, I'll get it, It'lI'll take it. Yeah.und. 296 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,959 Was your oxygen levels possibly cut off during childbirth? 297 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,079 No, I came out feet first. 298 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,398 It's kind of like a water slide, but a vagina. [chuckles] 299 00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:45,558 [Janet]. No, I Okay, cheese!first. 300 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:46,798 It's kind of like a water slide, but Foreskin cheese!les] 301 00:09:46,799 --> 00:09:48,678 Just cheese! No, I- Thick cheese!first. 302 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:50,398 Cheese, everybody, regular cheese! 303 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:52,089 Okay, guys. - Come on, let me see it. 304 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:54,878 Hey, Jennifer, Jenny, or whatever it is you go by, 305 00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:57,440 can I talk to you about an idea that my sister had? 306 00:09:57,519 --> 00:09:59,679 Unionizing the permittees 307 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,209 and bringing everyone together like a big unit. 308 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,720 Uh, by big unit, I meant, like team, not a big dick. 309 00:10:06,721 --> 00:10:07,878 That was kind of weird. 310 00:10:07,879 --> 00:10:08,929 What do you think? 311 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:10,798 You're good with that, right, permit? 312 00:10:10,799 --> 00:10:11,879 Yeah, what? 313 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,239 Wait, you're a permittee? 314 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,918 Use this on your face. 315 00:10:14,919 --> 00:10:16,278 Come on, come with me. WaOh, come on, let's go.? 316 00:10:16,279 --> 00:10:17,720 UseI'm coming, too!ce. 317 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,070 We're having a fucking WaOh,convo here, no? go.? 318 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,240 Put that on my tab. 319 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:25,518 Boys, let's beat his ass! 320 00:10:25,519 --> 00:10:27,000 Beat him! 321 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,239 Leave him alone, you fucking dweeb! 322 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,879 Get the fuck away. 323 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,050 Hey, hey, hey! 324 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,200 Easy now. 325 00:10:33,201 --> 00:10:35,199 What the fuck is going on here, you fucking... 326 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,830 You guys high? Settle down here. 327 00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:38,039 Hey, hey! 328 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,518 What do you want to fucking throw stuff at me, man? 329 00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:41,359 Fucking easy, easy. Save it for the fucking game. 330 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,119 Save it for... Out of the fucking way, let's go. 331 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,278 Fucking see you out there, you fucking dweebs. 332 00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:45,278 Save it for... Out of the fucThis is assault.go. 333 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:46,518 Fucking see you out there, yYou okay, Conchie? 334 00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:47,839 SThere's a reason a conch shell looks like a pussy. 335 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,878 What is it? 336 00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:49,878 Get fucked and get ready to lose. 337 00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:51,479 Suck it, Donny. - Yo, fuck you. 338 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,079 You don't even know how to do any work. [spits] 339 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,119 Suck it, Donny. Get the fuck out of here. 340 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,079 Fuck off! - Fucking asshole. 341 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,340 Fuck is going on out here? 342 00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:59,240 You know we're fucked up when I'm the voice of reason. 343 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,359 Women, children, family, fucking dogs, everything. 344 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,410 Grandmas even- 345 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,519 And ex-boyfriends. 346 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,759 Oh, fuck, I didn't know about that. 347 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,038 I thought you weren't even going to have any. 348 00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:08,119 Only a couple, at least. 349 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,959 That's before everything went to shit. 350 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,360 Billy and his fancy Onlfucking sex moves.st. 351 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,799 Sex moves? What's he got? 352 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,479 She totally wants to have a vote. 353 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,600 A decertification vote? 354 00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:19,719 She totally wants That's a good thing, right? 355 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,719 Bad. 356 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,410 How many fingers am I holding up? 357 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,279 What is that, two? 358 00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:26,038 It's kind of hard to tell. 359 00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:27,079 You're okay, Conchie. 360 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,119 It'It's go time, Taser.ll. 361 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,439 [Taser]. Okay, just one more beer. 362 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,479 Let's go, boys and girls. Let's go, boys and girls. 363 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,158 Let's whoop these hummus-eating dorks. 364 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,558 Let's go, boys and girls. Let[everyone cheering]ls. 365 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:38,039 Union or non-union, let's beat these scabby piss missiles. 366 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,070 Let'Thank you for thatls. well-thought-out speech, Todd. 367 00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:44,200 Let's face cleaver these motherfuckers! 368 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:47,518 Extreme, Stools, but I enjoy the enthusiasm. 369 00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:48,518 [everyone cheering] 370 00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:49,758 Extreme[Homer]., but I enj We've got this!m. 371 00:11:49,759 --> 00:11:51,518 I'll have your bats ready when you guys get back. 372 00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:52,719 This is ridiculous, Medhi. 373 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,678 I'llYou know I shouldeady when be out there.back. 374 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,279 You're my favourite bat boy. 375 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,839 I'llYou know I shouldeady But I could be so much more. 376 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,719 ? I remember when growing up ? 377 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:05,678 I'llYou know I shouldeady But[overlapping yelling]ore. 378 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:09,000 ? Sunny summer days we would hear the call 379 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,678 I' ? Come on, everybody,y B let's play some baseball ? 380 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:14,558 Get her right down the pipe, Captain Cornhole. 381 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,758 I' ? Come on, everybody,y B let's plEat it! baseball ? 382 00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:18,169 Get her right down the pipe, C[crowd cheering] 383 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,878 [crowd cheering] 384 00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,398 ? A fine fast jack 385 00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:25,439 ? Watch me threw the first pitch there's no turnin' back ? 386 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,638 [Backwoods]. ? A f Yeah!st jack 387 00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:29,038 ? ? Of the sun to it'srst pitc setting getting small ?k ? 388 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,000 [Backwoods]. ?Oh! Fuck off!jack 389 00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:33,398 There we go. 390 00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:36,039 [crowd yelling] 391 00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:39,639 [Backwoods]. Th Oh fuck!. 392 00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:48,480 [crowd gasping] 393 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,200 We're gonna need a new catcher. 394 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,599 My bro's sideways. 395 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,599 You guys need to tell your bro to chill out 396 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,638 on the liver poison. 397 00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:56,599 Okay, Taser, line it up. 398 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,439 If you're too fucked up, you're not playing. 399 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,599 We all got to work tomorrow. 400 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,999 If you're too fucked up, yo[Taser grunting]. 401 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,039 [Dewey]. W Looks like he needs a sub. 402 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,918 [slurring] It's just an inner ear thing. 403 00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:06,158 Yeah, nice try. You're done. 404 00:13:06,159 --> 00:13:08,029 [slu Take a seat.ust an i- Ah, fuck.ing. 405 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,480 [Medhi]. Roach, you're going in. 406 00:13:10,481 --> 00:13:11,599 Don't let me down. 407 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,638 Sick! 408 00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:13,758 [Dewy]. Don Oh, come on!n. 409 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,320 The outfield pisser? 410 00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:17,000 [Dewy]. Put me in, coach.. 411 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,039 I'm saving the best for last, Punky Dewster. 412 00:13:20,159 --> 00:13:21,759 Yo, slop tart. 413 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,200 What happened to pacing ourselves? 414 00:13:25,279 --> 00:13:28,599 Stress, man. This union shit. 415 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,080 I think I fucked up with Jenn. 416 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,720 She was a cranky Stresbitch bastard to me.hit. 417 00:13:32,721 --> 00:13:35,359 She's a fucking cranky bitch bastard to everyone. 418 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,119 Don't worry about union shit right now. 419 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,240 We've got a game to win. 420 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:42,759 DAnd I found outt uBilly boinked Daina. 421 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:43,918 Really? Seriously? 422 00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:45,200 Him of all people. 423 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,558 Can't say I'm totally shocked. 424 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,599 I mean, he's pretty up front about his kill count. 425 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,839 Probably that thing that he does with his pinkies. 426 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,759 Oh, it's a good one, eh? [laughs] 427 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:57,409 Probably that thing that he doAnd Daina? Yeah.ies. 428 00:13:57,799 --> 00:13:59,119 She's a special one. 429 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,479 [Todd]. What the fuck, man? That's gonna bruise. 430 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,479 Not as special as Syou, though, Auds.. 431 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,479 [Todd]. What the fuck, man? ThDon't do that.ise. 432 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,999 Not as special as Come on, come on, come on. 433 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,398 [Todd]. What the fuck, man? Okay, now I need a drink. 434 00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:09,720 Not as special as I need tequila. His pinkies? 435 00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:11,279 Play ball! 436 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,678 [Barb]. And we are here today, 437 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:16,359 raising money to help save the whales. 438 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,878 [Bev]. Our blowhole besties have been waiting all year, 439 00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:20,439 raising money to help for our support.. 440 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,440 Aw, you don't have to do that, Janet. 441 00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:25,359 She chose to wear $5,000 shoes to a ballgame. 442 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,158 Six thousand! 443 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,479 SI was hoping we could00 talk about the permittees 444 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,918 that would like to join the unions. 445 00:14:30,919 --> 00:14:32,919 Well, your onion breath GF 446 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,639 just tried to with his stink-rat burnout permit. 447 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,918 Listen, unionization would bring the whole refinery together. 448 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,960 Less accidents, increased morale- 449 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,559 Increased costs. 450 00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:44,240 It just seems easier to me 451 00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:45,999 to get rid of their precious unions. 452 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,050 Okay, so everyone just loses their job? 453 00:14:48,051 --> 00:14:50,359 [Jenn]. Uh, Chelsea, you don't fucking get it. 454 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,599 [Barb]. Record this, this is gonna be good. 455 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,960 You don't need to stay here. 456 00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,799 I can send you back to Regina. 457 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,359 Surely you don't want to hang out in this redneck loser-ville? 458 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,440 Uh, you know, I think what Jenn is trying to impart here is- 459 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,719 Shut your pie hole, Janet, thank you! 460 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,719 Sense of belonging. 461 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,879 You know what? 462 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,999 We're not on company property, Sso I can say this. 463 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,038 I don't like you. 464 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,919 I don't like working for you! 465 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,050 No one here does. 466 00:15:10,051 --> 00:15:11,479 I mean, you're out of your goddamn mind. 467 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,320 And I'm not fucking moving. 468 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,879 Fuck all of you imbeciles. 469 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,200 Fuck you. 470 00:15:20,201 --> 00:15:21,959 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. 471 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:26,480 I am shutting your inbred honky tonk unions down. 472 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,480 I'm decertifying them all. - [Barb] What? 473 00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,320 [Jenn]. Conch will be non-union. 474 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,000 I can do whatever I want. 475 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,240 I'm the Deuce. 476 00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:36,398 And you wonder why your daddy loved me more. 477 00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:37,398 [in funny voice] You're so funny. 478 00:15:37,399 --> 00:15:38,439 Are you a comedian? 479 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,639 You're hilarious. 480 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,039 Are y[laughing]ian? 481 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,158 [Barb]. Look who's talking. 482 00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:43,239 Hey, plumper dumpers, 483 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,239 I need you to get some new hire forms 484 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,999 for the fresh batch of permits, okay? 485 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,990 Um, we're actually snot on the clock,s 486 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,519 you knockoff-wearing bitch. 487 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,199 The guy said that nobody could tell. 488 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,239 Yeah, you can tell. 489 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,360 And you know what? 490 00:15:56,361 --> 00:15:58,278 This is volunteer, so you're not the boss here, 491 00:15:58,279 --> 00:15:59,919 you botched-ass implant. 492 00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:04,639 Please enjoy this very special somessage from Jenn Conch.e, 493 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,840 [Jenn on video]. I am shutting your inbred honky tonk unions down. 494 00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:10,798 I fucking knew it. - You're fucking right. 495 00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:12,399 Told ya! 496 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,678 [Jenn on video]. I'm decertifying them all! Conch will be non-union. 497 00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:15,798 I can do whatever I want. 498 00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:16,798 I'm the Deuce. 499 00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:17,798 I can[crowd booing] want. 500 00:16:17,799 --> 00:16:19,239 I was just kidding. I'm just kidding. 501 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,519 I c ? I'm the Deuce ?ant. 502 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,798 ? I'm the Deuce ? - [Todd] You are a douche! 503 00:16:21,799 --> 00:16:23,119 ? I'm the Deuce ? 504 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,959 ? I'm the Deuce ? [chanting] Jenn, go home!! 505 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,720 ? I'm the Deuce ? ?- Jenn, go home! 506 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,359 ? I'm the Deuce ? [chantJenn, go home!home!! 507 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,798 Jenn stays here. 508 00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:33,679 [chanting] Jenn, go home! 509 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,600 Jenn stays here. 510 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,479 Oh, okay, all right. Okay, that's it. 511 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,519 That was uncalled for! Okay! 512 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,158 Wow, that's not the first time that's happened, 513 00:16:42,159 --> 00:16:43,440 I don't think. 514 00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:46,449 Sorry, everyone, but good riddance to that Conch sucker. 515 00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:47,638 Let's play ball! 516 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,399 [crowd cheering] 517 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,399 Let'sFuck! ball! 518 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,230 Come on, Stephi! Come on, Stephi! 519 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,558 Stephi, you can't just stand there and look hot, 520 00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,599 you gotta make the fuckin' play! 521 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,558 Safe! 522 00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:02,080 [crowd cheering] 523 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,838 [Backwoods]. Come on, buddy! 524 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,038 [Todd]. Come on, Conchie! 525 00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:10,200 [Backwoods]. [crowd cheering] 526 00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:11,239 Yeah! 527 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,400 Oh! 528 00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:13,518 Nice hit, Auds! 529 00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:14,479 Nice ass! 530 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,479 Go, go, go, go! 531 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,200 [crowd cheering] 532 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,440 Strike! Strike! Here we go! 533 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,838 [Steph] Come on. - Oopsie daisies! 534 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:25,000 [Billy chuckling] 535 00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:27,199 [Steph] Come on. Listen, you filthy liquor pig! 536 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,838 I got good money riding on this game, okay? 537 00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:31,758 One more out and Listenthe inning's over!r pig! 538 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,879 I got good money riding Come on, you can do this! 539 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,838 [Medhi]. Get up. Get up. Get up. 540 00:17:34,839 --> 00:17:36,639 I got go[Dewey]. riding He can't even stand up, Medhi. 541 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,558 [Medhi]. Get up.I mean-. Get up. 542 00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:38,609 [Steph]. Okay, time. 543 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,719 Time. 544 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,079 Throw it to your pal. 545 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,358 That's a boy. 546 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:43,278 [Dewey]. He can't even throw the ball back! 547 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,960 [Billy]. Tha Game on!. 548 00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:48,229 [Backwoods]. He's got a lot left in the tank and he drank all of it. 549 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,319 [Homer]. Yeah, it's hot! 550 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,240 [crowd cheering] 551 00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:55,680 [Billy]. Oh, nice one, train wreck! 552 00:17:55,799 --> 00:17:57,160 Yeah! 553 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,200 Hey, nice catch, Buzzy! 554 00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:01,640 [Billy]. Yeah! You got it! 555 00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:03,680 [crowd cheering] 556 00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:05,799 Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck- 557 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,319 [indistinct jeering] 558 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,879 [cheering] 559 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,200 Nice. 560 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,020 [Bev]. Okay, this is it, 561 00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,118 the final period. 562 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,399 The bottom of the sixth. 563 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,039 CornPulse is up on team Conch. 564 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,279 The 3 scores to 2.ixth. 565 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:19,598 One out. 566 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,399 Reginald Backwoods Davies the III is on second. 567 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,880 Looking good to tie up the match. 568 00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:28,798 [Barb]. It looks like Conch needs Da a player at home platend. 569 00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:30,429 and they don't seem to have one? 570 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:33,358 [Barb]. IYou guys got a fuckin'ds Da a player or what?platend. 571 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:34,999 [Barb]. Conch needs to get someone to the platter 572 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,480 or this period's over, guys. 573 00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:38,519 Oh my Lord, thundering fuck! 574 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,279 Billy! Time out! 575 00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:43,119 Must be that Bennett dog I had. 576 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,679 I don't know, I think I'm gonna hurl or maybe shiss. 577 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,959 That's half shit and half piss. 578 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,599 He's totally fucked. 579 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,959 How's he doing?t - [Steph] Shit faced. 580 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,359 Hundred percent. 581 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,518 How's he doing?t Dewey, you're going in. 582 00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:53,959 You're my great white hope. 583 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,919 No, Medhi. 584 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,358 No pinch hitters You'rein beer league. hope. 585 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:57,399 Oh, shit.. 586 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,680 Medhi. 587 00:18:58,681 --> 00:19:02,038 You know you have the technology to sober him up. 588 00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:04,439 Leonard, you brilliant bastard. 589 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,920 Okay, team, form a circle around us. 590 00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:08,199 Get in here, you guys. Come on. 591 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,278 Nice and tight, nice and tight. 592 00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:10,959 Do you trust me, Todd Stool? 593 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,680 [chuckles] Not Nice aneven a little bit.tight. 594 00:19:13,681 --> 00:19:15,518 But I'll do whatever Do youit takes to win.Stool? 595 00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:17,329 [Homer] Let's get set. - Good answer. 596 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,399 We're friends, right? 597 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,358 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 598 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,399 [in unison] Whoa! 599 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,358 [Backwoods]. What the fuck? 600 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:23,358 Not for me. 601 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:24,399 [Dewey groaning] 602 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,599 Leonard. 603 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,199 Can I hold the IV bag? - Why do you want to hold it? 604 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,239 For safety. 605 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,719 [Medhi]. Yeah, sure, you're the expert. 606 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,770 All right, Todd. 607 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:35,999 Just, uh, relax, take a deep breath and exhale. 608 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,240 [Todd groaning] 609 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,589 Just, uh[Medhi]. take a deep b There we go.ale. 610 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,960 Um, can you just pass this note to your brother for me? 611 00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:47,038 It's kind of fucking hot. 612 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,879 [Todd]. Stop squeezing the bag, Steph. 613 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,879 [Steph]. I It's all gravity, baby. 614 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,240 [Todd]. Stop squeezing 1, 2, 3, and... 615 00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:54,440 Oh, we're done. 616 00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:55,680 Oh. 617 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:56,960 That much? 618 00:19:57,079 --> 00:20:00,440 Oh, this is one of the freakiest buzz-ons I've ever had. 619 00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:01,609 I like it. 620 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:02,639 Are you good to go? 621 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,558 Good to go, coach. 622 00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:05,358 He's good to go! 623 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,319 [cheering] 624 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,559 Hey, this, uh, came for you. 625 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,240 What is that? 626 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,200 Not from me. - Oh. 627 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,440 Daina. Ooh. 628 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,038 Todd, you got this, you crazy fucker. 629 00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:23,598 [Homer]. Yeah, get out there, Todder! 630 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,679 Todd, you got this, Stay clenched! Stay clenched! 631 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,038 You are not drunk. 632 00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:28,439 [Medhi]. You'll be all right, Todd. 633 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,038 You have lots of energy. 634 00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:31,599 You got this, Todder. 635 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,038 You are the golden arm. 636 00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:35,659 He's pretty fucking great, hey? 637 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,159 You areStrike!lden arm. 638 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,879 [Todd]. Come on, that's up here, man. 639 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:46,879 [overlapping yelling] 640 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,078 [Todd]. Toddster, get ready to swing!. 641 00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:49,118 [overlSeriously?ling] 642 00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:50,719 [Billy]. T I gotta call it as I see it. 643 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,359 Come on, Todd, focus. 644 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,230 [[Bev].. T I gott You can do it!see it. 645 00:20:55,431 --> 00:20:57,439 [man]. Come on, Todd. 646 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,479 [Billy]. Strike two! 647 00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,479 [Conch team booing] 648 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,479 Yeah! 649 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,640 [Todd grunting] [bowels gurgling] 650 00:21:02,641 --> 00:21:03,758 That's not good. 651 00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:04,719 [flatulence tooting] 652 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,719 Ooh. Oh. 653 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,240 Here we go! 654 00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:08,479 Come on, Todd! 655 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,200 [Backwoods]. Come on, Toddler! 656 00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:11,880 [Barb]. Come on, Todd! 657 00:21:11,881 --> 00:21:13,719 You all right, fella? 658 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,640 [Homer]. Power off the back foot, Todd! 659 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,039 YouLet's play ball.a? 660 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:26,880 [inspirational music] 661 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,640 You got get 'em, Toddonator! 662 00:21:32,079 --> 00:21:38,078 [inspirational music continues] 663 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:43,798 ? 664 00:21:43,799 --> 00:21:45,599 [inspira[Todd grunting]ntinues] 665 00:21:45,759 --> 00:21:47,240 ? No way! 666 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:48,409 [farting] 667 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:52,680 [tense music swelling] 668 00:21:52,681 --> 00:21:53,758 No! 669 00:21:53,759 --> 00:21:55,639 [crowd cheering] 670 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,839 [inspirational music] 671 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,359 [glass shattering] 672 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,880 Yeah! 673 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,759 [crowd cheering] 674 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,838 Yeah! 675 00:22:08,839 --> 00:22:11,118 [laughs] Yeah! 676 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:14,639 Well, you gotta run the bases or the run don't count, man! 677 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,559 Oh my fucking Lord. 678 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,999 Well, you gotta run the bases or the [bright music]t, man! 679 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,279 Oh God. 680 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,838 Well, you[Backwoods].he bases or the [b The fuck.c]t, man! 681 00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:25,720 [bright music continues] 682 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,598 Well, you[B[Medhi].].he bases or th You didn't clench!man! 683 00:22:27,599 --> 00:22:29,838 I told you to clench! 684 00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:32,240 [Bev]. Shit has hit the fan here, babes. 685 00:22:32,241 --> 00:22:34,239 [Barb]. Ugh, I hope he's fixed his washing machine. 686 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,358 Shit could hit a lot of fans if they're not careful. 687 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,279 Go, Todd, go! 688 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,038 Shit cou[Barb].a lot of Uh, go, shit-stained Stool! 689 00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:42,659 [Steph]. Keep going! Keep going! 690 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:46,758 Shit cou[Barb].a lot of Uh, g[crowd cheering]Stool! 691 00:22:46,759 --> 00:22:48,240 Yay, Todd! 692 00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:50,129 [crowd cheering] 693 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,759 You did it! 694 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,960 [Backwoods]. Whatever. Shit happens. 695 00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:57,279 Oh God, he smells. 696 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,480 Is it on me? 697 00:22:58,481 --> 00:22:59,598 [Steph]. I don't know. 698 00:22:59,599 --> 00:23:00,838 [Homer]. Yeah, look at that. 699 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,160 That is a side effect. 700 00:23:02,161 --> 00:23:03,758 [Homer]. What a shitty way to lose. 701 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,199 See ya next year. - Yeah, man. 702 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,250 Pack your diapers. 703 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:07,798 SeHey, don't ber. such a sore loser, 704 00:23:07,799 --> 00:23:08,879 Captain Ethanhole. [laughs] 705 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,838 [Captain Corn]. Fuck off. 706 00:23:09,839 --> 00:23:10,838 Todd! - Coach! 707 00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:11,889 Oh, wow. 708 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,999 You know, uh, I accept no responsibility 709 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,279 for adverse reactions. 710 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,038 I really think it was the beer and the chilli dogs. 711 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:18,200 Okay. 712 00:23:18,201 --> 00:23:20,518 I rWe're all gonna signhe waivers after we celebrate! 713 00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:22,480 [team cheering] 714 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,480 You know, I drank a fair bit. 715 00:23:25,599 --> 00:23:27,000 Like, a lot. 716 00:23:27,001 --> 00:23:28,518 And I don't normally shit myself. 717 00:23:28,519 --> 00:23:29,558 Just saying. 718 00:23:29,559 --> 00:23:31,429 And I don't normally Okay. [gagging] 719 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,239 Uh, wow, you really lived up to your name, Stool. 720 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,319 [Todd chuckling] 721 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,039 ULoved that you just said ufuck it and owned it.. 722 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,719 [Billy chuckling] Yeah! 723 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,078 First round's on me, look at that! 724 00:23:45,079 --> 00:23:47,680 Yeah, you know, I am, I am good, but thank you, Billy. 725 00:23:47,681 --> 00:23:48,919 First round's on me, All right, suit yourself. 726 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,799 Good game. [chuckles] 727 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,359 [sniffs] Ugh. 728 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,919 Um, when I said that we had a history, 729 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,439 like we went on one blind date. 730 00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,490 Oh, really? 731 00:23:59,519 --> 00:24:01,509 Yeah, he said that he forgot his wallet 732 00:24:01,519 --> 00:24:03,200 and stuck me with the bill. 733 00:24:03,319 --> 00:24:07,000 I had one glass of wine and he had ten double rum and cokes. 734 00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:08,279 No, not Billy. 735 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,000 I mean, he's a stand-up guy. 736 00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:12,440 Looking sharp. 737 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,758 Very good. Look at that. 738 00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:15,118 [Todd]. Okay. 739 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,598 Very goodYeah.k at that. 740 00:24:16,599 --> 00:24:17,919 [Todd]. I got you note. 741 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,640 Third base if I try my best. 742 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,200 [Daina]. I guess that worked. 743 00:24:21,319 --> 00:24:22,759 When should I cash in? 744 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,118 I'm thinking the sooner the better. 745 00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:26,599 Oh, me too. 746 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,278 I'm thinking the Maybe just shower first? 747 00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:29,359 Yeah. - Yeah. 748 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,919 I'm tYeah.ng the M- Poop smells strong.t? 749 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,959 My fucking hero! 750 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,400 Oh wow. Here we go. 751 00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:35,639 [Backwoods] I love you, man. 752 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,920 But ya stink. 753 00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:39,039 [Backwoods] Okay, team photo!. 754 00:24:39,759 --> 00:24:40,838 [team cheering] 755 00:24:40,839 --> 00:24:42,758 Remember, board meeting tomorrow, all right? 756 00:24:42,759 --> 00:24:43,719 Whenever they arrive. 757 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,759 Yes, got it. - Lay off the party. 758 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,239 Do I look like I can keep going? 759 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,160 Meeting tomorrow important. - Mmhmm. 760 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,240 Chelsea! Drink from this! 761 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,759 [team cheering] 762 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,879 Whoops! 763 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,079 Hey! Everybody say, shit your pants! 764 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,200 Shit your pants! 765 00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:03,079 [team cheering] 766 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,799 [Todd]. Holy fuck, that shower felt good. 767 00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:09,599 [Snax chittering] 768 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,679 You have no idea, it was amazing. 769 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,640 They booed Jenn Conch right out of the fucking ballpark. 770 00:25:14,641 --> 00:25:15,719 You have no idea, [Snax chittering] 771 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,279 But, dude... 772 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,719 if she decertifies the plant, 773 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,838 it's gonna screw everyone in this town. 774 00:25:20,839 --> 00:25:22,278 [Audrey]. Like father, like daughter. 775 00:25:22,279 --> 00:25:24,720 it's gonna screw ev[Snax chittering]wn. 776 00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:26,159 Could be the dope, Snaxi, 777 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,479 but that actually makes total sense. 778 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,518 Coul[Snax chittering]axi, 779 00:25:28,519 --> 00:25:29,518 It's perfect. 780 00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:30,598 Coul[Snax chittering]axi, 781 00:25:30,599 --> 00:25:32,799 Well, Todd got a love note. 782 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,278 I guess I'm going to third base, 783 00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:35,400 whatever that means. 784 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,358 [Snax chittering] 785 00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:39,409 [Todd choking] 786 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,079 Holy shit! Snaxi! 787 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,199 I don't think that's what it means, 788 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,598 you horny, furry little slut. 789 00:25:44,599 --> 00:25:46,278 I That would be at's least a home run. 790 00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:48,039 Probably a grand slam or what? 791 00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:50,680 Hi, Darren. 792 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,558 Did you know that there is a lack 793 00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:55,358 of five-star accommodation in this town? 794 00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,118 I spent the night in a dumpster motel. 795 00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,038 of five-star accommodation inOh, rats.n? 796 00:25:59,039 --> 00:26:00,640 Yes, there were rats. 797 00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:04,079 Can you inform the pilot that I'd love a smooth flight? 798 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,519 My nerves are very rattled 799 00:26:05,599 --> 00:26:07,358 and I can't handle any turbulence. 800 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,720 I can pass along that message. 801 00:26:09,799 --> 00:26:12,799 I'm not sure how much control they have over the weather. 802 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,239 Well, I once convinced the sun 803 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,359 to set later for one of my pool parties, Janet. 804 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,530 All right? Well,- Of course. Right.he sun 805 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,399 Darren, go big. Get me home, baby. 806 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,839 Oh, would you look at that. 807 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,130 Darren, go big. Your flight's been delayed. 808 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,319 [Jenn] Darren. - Mmhmm? 809 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,758 Get me out of this fucking shithole, okay? 810 00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:32,318 Or I'm gonna go ballistic on social media. 811 00:26:32,319 --> 00:26:33,758 Get me out of this fuI know Tim Robbins.y? 812 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,039 Tony. - Tony Robbins. 813 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,479 I know Tony Robbins. 814 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,310 We're short-staffed with the new mandated break rules. 815 00:26:39,519 --> 00:26:42,240 [chuckles] Unions. Am I right? 816 00:26:42,241 --> 00:26:43,278 Fuck! 817 00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:45,000 ? Rise up, rise up ? 818 00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:47,319 ? Oh rise and show your power 819 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,200 ? Rise up rise up ? 820 00:26:49,319 --> 00:26:51,278 ? We're dancing into the sun 821 00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:52,720 ? Rise up rise up ? 822 00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:55,278 ? It's time for celebrationn 823 00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:56,680 ? Rise up rise up ? 824 00:26:56,759 --> 00:27:00,720 ? Spirits time has come ?nn 825 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:07,598 ? We want lovin' we want laughter again 826 00:27:07,599 --> 00:27:09,799 ? We want heartbeat 827 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,799 ? We want madness to end, w we want dancin'in 828 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,400 ? We want to run in the streets 829 00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:20,519 ? We want freedom to live in this peace 830 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,799 ? We want power, want to make it okay 831 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:32,079 ? Want to be singin' at the end of the day 832 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,000 ? Children to breathe a new life 833 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,400 ? Everybody dance into the sun 834 00:27:51,519 --> 00:27:53,079 ? Rise up rise up ? 835 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,720 ? It's time for celebration ? 836 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:07,079 [bright music] 837 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,720 [screaming] 838 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:13,320 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0